Revolutionary Online Stapler Simulation

There once was a stapler from Kent,
The staples were awfully bent,
They would not go through,
So i got me a shrew,
And gave up my stapler for lent.
- David XX

The was an old stapler from Peru
Who was dying from nothing to do
When along came a bum
Who with one swig of rum
Stapled some new cardboard shoes
- Anonymous

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